*tips muppet* m’namana
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
You do not even think of your own past as quite real; you dress it up, you gild it or blacken it, censor it, tinker with it…fictionalize it, in a word, and put it away on a shelf—your book, your romanced autobiography. We are all in the flight from the real reality.
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
Awww this one actually had an happy ending lmao
Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS WHY ITS CALLED CANDY CORN IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.